A for pregnancy
Relationships - <p>SonHi dad! How are you today?<br>What did you do now?<br>What? Nothing. I just wanted to tell you that my girlfriend just passed a test. I'm sure if it was possible, she would've gotten an A!<br>Okay, maybe she's not actually as dumb as I gave her credit.<br>Wait, what class doesn't have letter grades in college?<br>Your grandchild is due in July :)</p>
May 20, 2013 at 8:00pm by Sam Goldsmith
When you text your crush USE you mind!! xx
Funny Text Messages - <p>CrushxxHey<br>Hey remember the upsexy smell at school last monday?<br>The what??<br>The upsexy....<br>Whats upsexy?<br>Nothing much u? ;)</p>
May 20, 2013 at 7:00pm by Emily Young, Havelock North
Gotta love drunks
Ownage - <p>ChrisDude, trust me... You were drunk as hell<br>No i wasnt...<br>Dude! You kept jumping on the mirror saying 'this guy is mocking me!' <br>Oh...</p>
May 20, 2013 at 6:00pm by Anonymous
Steve
Ownage - <p>Stevehow drunk was i<br>well when i told you to make a fist, you sat on the floor crying for an hour screaming 'where are my goddamn fingers!!!!'<br>you got really annoying soo i locked you in the bathroom<br>f u<br>:p</p>
May 20, 2013 at 5:00pm by Tony, Smithtowm, NY
WHALES
Other - <p>Mike._____________________.<br>...What are you doing?<br>IT'S A WHALE<br>Did you go into my medicine cabinet....AGAIN?<br>.______.<br>BABY WHALE</p>
May 20, 2013 at 3:00pm by G-man
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