liam
Other - <p>LiamI'm so ugly!<br>You spelt beutiful wrong, babe! ;)<br>LOL! so did you </p>
May 24, 2013 at 9:00pm by larahatesyou
dinowhore
Autocorrects - <p>Marinaso wuts up?<br>imma purple dinowhore!!!!!<br>NO NO NO NO FUCKKK!!!!!! DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>yes, yes you are a dinowhore</p>
May 24, 2013 at 8:00pm by krystyna, brown city
BFF
Funny Text Messages - <p>BFFMen are born between a woman's legs. Why would he spend the rest of his life trying to get back between them.<br>Because there's no place like home!<br>LMFAO</p>
May 24, 2013 at 7:00pm by Anonymous
15 Commerical Fails That May Haunt You For Life

Teach little girls how to milk
trickster relat
Relationships - <p>Shannonheyy...umm...will u go out with me?<br>EWWW!! NO<br>wut did i just ask u?<br>will u go out with me?<br>OMG YES!!!!<br>you tricked me!! WERE THROUGH!!!</p>
May 24, 2013 at 6:00pm by courtney
The worst Valentine's Day.....ever.
Ownage - <p>johnroses are red violets are blue<br>:D<br>i thought i was ugly....until i saw you :D</p>
May 24, 2013 at 5:00pm by blah
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